The Unspoken Rules of Bathroom Etiquette



Bathroom etiquette for women. You’ve seen it, you’ve questioned it, and you’ve fallen for it. Men always wonder why we trail off to the restroom in packs. Because it's like our haven. Reapplying lip liner, tightening our bras, gossiping about that guy who won’t leave us alone. It's a time when anything and everything goes. As we stare at ourselves in the mirror, poker-faced and ready to walk back out, bathroom time is reboot time. At least on a night out.

But as I waited in line for the restroom, listening to girls chat about their Charlotte Tilbury Pillow Talk lip liner and cheap lip gloss from the 99-cent store, I thought, "Jeez. Could there be anything more amusing to talk about?" The whole experience revolves around our appearance. One I try not to be so consumed by. And if it's not that, then it’s another girl shaming someone for talking to her man. Nine times out of ten, I can guess the exact conversation I'll overhear while in line for the loo.

I need new material, ladies. It's not amusing me anymore. Let's get more creative next time we need to pee.